25. Jack Bauer warns Obama

24. Humping Obama

23. 70-year-old car could fetch $6M at auction

22. In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks

21. Obama Calls Jessica Fat?

20. Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

19. OBAMA GIRL STIMULATES!

18. FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

17. Obama Girl plays Wii Fit and Wii Sports

16. Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger, Free iPod Industry

15. Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing

14. Super Obama Girl: The End?

13. Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

12. Couple finds cat inside used couch

11. Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets

10. Robots! Pencils! #171! Watch our bad@$$ cartoons online!

9. Want Obama Girl? Save your energy Music Video!

8. Internet hoaxes launched for April Fools' gags

7. Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

6. Hotel vending machine sells cars, condos

5. The Simpsons stamps revealed

4. Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

3. Spokane park to 'blast' squirrel problem "Funny"

2. And Finally. I'll Inhale to That weird Video !

1. Library book returned after 145 years